How many tree will Bush cut on the dude ranch in Crawford?

November 8th, 2009 | by admin |

Man I love seeing him on the ranch, working like the Marlboro man.

He cuts his own brush for the camera’s. He hunts down varmints. And then he’ll make one of his press conferences bashing something some Democrat did somewhere.

What a dreamy uniter of government.

He broke a record this week. He’s the most vacationed President ever and he’s been at war for almost his entire Presidency. Man, that’s a hands off style!

Go get em Buckaroo!
So how many trees will the little Buckaroo cut this vacation?

That big huge ranch doesn’t have cow or horse on it because he is scared of them. He was scared of that turkey that he pardoned that turkey looked at him and jumped back. He is trying make himself look tough chain sawing and clearing trees. I heard one newsman tell him they say you look are trying to look like the Marlboro man , he said, "Well".
He looks just like what he is dude tries to walk bowlegged like he has been riding them bulls. The only thing he has rode is the Air Force One and the helicopter bringing him to the White House. he waves, waves, waves and waves when there is no one there to wave at just the dogs
He told Arnold Governor of California,"We have 3 things in common good abs, and good wives that make 2 what happened to three. He can’t count Arnold makes him look like a little skinny monkey comparing his body to his, that is all bullet proofing, look at his arms on the golf course in a golf shirt, what happened to that muscular body, BULL. The only trees he cuts is a little boy playing with the weeds with his toy chain saw.

  1. 6 Responses to “How many tree will Bush cut on the dude ranch in Crawford?”

  2. By Riddler on Nov 8, 2009 | Reply

    Yep, he did the same thing while in the National Guard. What else is new?
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  3. By ret_roch_cop on Nov 8, 2009 | Reply

    Maybe he’s selling carbon credits to Fat Albert, the 300 pound Spartan.
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  4. By msmissy on Nov 8, 2009 | Reply

    I wouldn’t mind if that little buckaroo took care of a pine I need trimmed up.
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  5. By reichman2007 on Nov 8, 2009 | Reply

    Actually, i am shocked he even knows what a tree is.
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  6. By Nicki on Nov 8, 2009 | Reply

    That big huge ranch doesn’t have cow or horse on it because he is scared of them. He was scared of that turkey that he pardoned that turkey looked at him and jumped back. He is trying make himself look tough chain sawing and clearing trees. I heard one newsman tell him they say you look are trying to look like the Marlboro man , he said, "Well".
    He looks just like what he is dude tries to walk bowlegged like he has been riding them bulls. The only thing he has rode is the Air Force One and the helicopter bringing him to the White House. he waves, waves, waves and waves when there is no one there to wave at just the dogs
    He told Arnold Governor of California,"We have 3 things in common good abs, and good wives that make 2 what happened to three. He can’t count Arnold makes him look like a little skinny monkey comparing his body to his, that is all bullet proofing, look at his arms on the golf course in a golf shirt, what happened to that muscular body, BULL. The only trees he cuts is a little boy playing with the weeds with his toy chain saw.
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  7. By truckman on Nov 8, 2009 | Reply

    i don’t know but if john edwards can clear his land of trees,why not the president,is it not john edwards who preaches global warming.
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